| Teacher | : | |
| Louise (A level English) | : | I used to phone Childline and tell them I was Welsh...... |
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| Laura H ( in a veggie resturant ) | : | ' So are these chips vegetarian? ' |
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| Payal | : | So where is 'Dumping Donuts'? |
| Teacher | : | |
| Rakesh | : | My pocket's hurting!!!! |
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| Jamie Sommers | : | Spanish is a frenetic language. |
| Teacher | : | Erin-I thought Islam was a country? |
| Natalie | : | It is, I think I've been there!!! |
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| Louise | : | I want to marry a Fish, a trumpet Fish!!!! |
| Teacher | : | |
| Nathan | : | + youz lot say I ain't gonna get a job....... |
| Teacher | : | Erin-Did you know that Indian elephant ears are shaped like India? |
| Louise | : | Well, my ear isn't shaped like Tenerife |
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| Rebecca Hodgkiss | : | Is Mount Everest a Volcano? |
| Teacher | : | Isn´t Gammon fish |
| Richard | : | No Richard that´s Salmon |
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| Alice Hawthorn | : | Mary, son of god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Teacher | : | Wheres America? |
| Cheyne Smith | : | Is America in Britain or Asia? |
| Teacher | : | Russel Crowe played maximos in Gladiator. |
| Emma Worrall | : | Wasn't she a singer? No, u mean Sheryl Crowe!!!!! |
| Teacher | : | Do you remember the millenium? |
| Alice Hawthorn | : | Yes, I went there. |
| Teacher | : | Teacher: Who knows what ammonia is? |
| Adele England | : | Isn't that when you lose your memory? |
| Teacher | : | Teacher: Whats an arsenic? |
| William Cooper | : | That's when you set fire to something isn't it? |
| Teacher | : | Teacher: Who knows what ammonia is? |
| Alice Hawthorn | : | That's when you're cold innit? |
| Teacher | : | What does E.T stand for? |
| Katie | : | Emergency Telephone |
| Teacher | : | What does E.T stand for¨ |
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| Teacher | : | Talking bout paintings! |
| Elle | : | Aint picasso the guy who makes cars??? |
| Teacher | : | Who can translate \"hipoteca\" |
| Jim | : | a disco for hippos! |
| Teacher | : | Why are so late? |
| Clinton | : | I put my shorts on back to front |
| Teacher | : | and who wrote Huckleberry Finn? |
| Katy | : | Shania Twain! |
| Teacher | : | So who was Ghandi? |
| Toby | : | He invented envelopes... |
| Teacher | : | Why are you wearing such high heels, Nathaleen? |
| Nathaleen | : | Coz its raining |
| Teacher | : | Lewis, where is your homework? |
| Lewis R | : | My book got attacked by a yoghurt.... |
| Teacher | : | |
| Chelcie | : | Is being Egyptian a job? |
| Teacher | : | |
| Matthew Webb | : | erm, how do you spell R.S.P.C.A.? |
| Teacher | : | Do you have access to the internet, Chandni? |
| Chandni | : | Errm, no, coz my computer got boiled......... |
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| Webby | : | North is the top one, innit!?! |
| Teacher | : | Where\'s Mount Everest ? |
| Lauren | : | Wales . |
